A one handed pot roast is not for the feint of heart. Or the two of hands.
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Recipe:
3 pound chuck roast
salt and sear
chop onion and garlic
add to crock pot (or brown onions first)
Add broth, red wine (vinegar)
¾ teaspoon salt per pound
pepper pepper pepper
thyme
chilli powder
cumin
anything else you think will taste good
anything else I forgot that you can remind me of in the comment
cook it for several decades
tase and adjust flavors
cook for several more centuries
eat it if you’re still alive
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I said THE END. wtf are you doing?
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wow I feel so disrespected. stop scrolling right now, this is the end for real.
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your persistence is impressive.
the secret phrase is now gone. thank you for playing
“One Handed Pot Roast – You Suck at Cooking (episode 176)” üzerine 22 yorum
I’m an incomplete quadriplegic and only have one hand I can (kinda) cook with. For anyone wondering, there are some accessibility tool for some of these tasks…but they’re often very expensive, not that great, and/or denied by insurance for people who have it.
Because I don’t have any friends/family or other help with cooking, my absolute necessity items are:
•my adaptive cutting board, which has four big spikes sticking up to hold food in place while you cut & a thick rubber skirt around the base to grip the counter
•my electric can opener
•my bag stand that holds plastic bags open so I can store leftovers in them
•my pot stabilizer for the stovetop
•and my strainer without* extendable handles that lets it hang onto the sink with sitting in the sink or topple over
There are other things out there and some would be pretty useful, but this is what I can afford. I try not to take too much shame in buying convenience products like jarred sauce or peeled/cut produce because cooking is still a huge challenge sometimes. I can reduce my impact in other ways that don’t disproportionately limit my life even more than it already is.
Super fun video idea tbh and really you didn’t do that bad!!
God I hate when the other hand gets involved
Audio was a bit off this video… Guess you couldn't hold the real mic due to the loss of your other hand in that alligator incident
The people NEED to know what you were doing with your other hand!
"Because I'm eating keto again, like a douche bag." 😂
I was honestly kind of expecting you to just make a pot roast and have a rubber hand with you on the counter. Like, here I am, cooking a pot roast with one hand!
I am bamboozled that you don't eat this in a bowl. It's clearly bowl food
constantly saying "THERES NO LAW AGAINST IT", makes me feel like if I went into your restaurant, and ordered a Burger, and you brought be a slice of pizza, and then when I complain you just scream "LAST I CHECKED THERES NO LAW AGAINST IT!!"
Your videos are great!
How you removed the peel?
What’s a good easy side dish with this.¿
Don't bother with flour (or flower) to thicken. Sweet potato or split peas (okay, both) work great. And don't chop it to reduce cooking time, just let it go for hours.
Always love the vids brother. Thanks for blessing us with more entertainment.
Can't tell you how many times I've forgotten to add poison, it happens to us all
Having surgery on my right hand… this is perfect!
One of the few channels where I hit like before the commerical even ends. 😊
holy, this channel is suffering
Pimblanto…
Finally, I can cook a roast while jorking my shit
Off to a strong start
Stupid unhinged stuff, love it
Do you love the color of the video description?